I Thought I Would Care More, But I Guess I Don't

soooo i was wondering...what is your name? and would you like to get naked with me?

Those will be the words out of my mouth the next time I see him. I saw him with an ugly girl, but that will not stop next me time. Alex M. has nothing on this boy. I will find him and take advantage of him, but until I do, he will only be known as Taco. Taco I heart you.


What's Hot:
casual sex
stalking celebs
being fake
giving blow jobs
forgetting to shower
beer and cupcakes
bags under your eyes because you have been coked out for three days
daisies

What's Not:
virgins
email
ferris wheels
eBay
olive garden's never ending pasta bowl
Wednesdays


I Love You!
B.

Hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much to love

ahem. be quiet and focus on this.

today was long. not enough caffeine in my day. i need coffee like a cocaine addict if i don't have it i go into convulsions and die.
i had the pleasure of seeing a red head today wearing purple suede boots and i've decided if you don't own a pair of suede boots you are no longer allowed to live.

dirtbags, for winter times you must be wearing some type of leather boot it's time to take after the whores and tuck your pants in a pair of boots, and although you may get some weird looks, at least you know in your heart that you are the only one getting laid tonight.


start smoking, it's good for your heart and social life.


you need a winter coat to go along with this cigarette. preferably one with a loud print that will make everyone want to punch you in the throat.


for once in our lives, nicole richie weighs more than us, and i am savoring every minute of it. and ladies take notes, just because you are pregnant doesn't mean you have to look like a slob. put a scarf on. thanks.


the look of the day:
my type not talking, and flying in the air. i'll take two please

It's time to waste.

I'm hungry.
But eating would go against my eating disorder.
So I sit here stuck in the predicament about food.
To ear or not to eat.
That is my question.


xox

I'm the definition of, half man, half drugs Ask the clubs, Bad Boy - that's whassup

hey hey hey.

So summer time is over and you know what that means!!! pants are mandatory. It will no longer be acceptable for you or your mom to leave the house without your pants. You look like a whore and I haven't had the heart to tell you and please stop thinking that leggings are pants. Start thinking of leggings as an extension of your under-garments. I assume you do not walk around in a bra...well you probably do. A short dress with your vagay-gay hanging out is not and will never be OK. Just because you are tall it does not mean you are pretty. perhaps you could use a new chin or even a new nose.


Not Okay:







Today is September 21, 2007 and the look of the day is.






love yourself no matter what.

My Contacts Are Blurry, My Head Is Tired And I Can't Fall Asleep

Thank you Paul Frank for employing cute boys in striped sweaters. I am sad to say I no longer have time to breath and I have a feeling nothing is going to change any time soon.


I am happy to let everyone know that I am newly single!! I finally found a way to let the boy down easy...just change your number. He acted like dating for a year makes things serious..if a boy only new what a fling was!


My eyes are itching, I think I am allergic to you.



There is this boy and I keep forgetting to tell him that he is ugly.


Today is September 18, 2007 and the look of the day is.




Having sex with this boy...


peace
love

I'll be the one who'll break my heart I'll end it though you started it

good evening assholes.


i don't know about you, but i'm tired as hell. friends, family, and having job is enough to make me start heavily using meth.

ive decided to only surround myself with people who look like this:


hmm?

obsession of the day: i would seriously go to jail and not even think twice about it





um. tomorrow is day one of our diet and i know you are just as excited as we are except you are most excited. our goal is to be 90 pounds by christmas. cocaine brownies and cigs for all.
for those of you that read this on a daily basis you should comment this shit it's not free.


<3<3

It's not over, not over, not over, not over yet You still want me, don't you

Dearest Harper,
I am lost without you. Thank you for being the best sister I could ask for. I know you will always look out for me, and shank anyone who tries to mess with your little sister. I feel sorry for everyone who is not us because we are the poop. As our hero Ms. Banks would say "We are the baddest bitches in town."

Likes:
Boys who can make up their fucking minds
v-necks
clean toe nails
high waisted skirts
doctors
fish tanks
dirty hair


Dislikes:
blondes
whores
sixteen year olds
socks
body odor
sweatshirts


Today is September 13, 2007 and the look of the day is.






To Legit To Quit.


xoxxx

Tell your boyfriend next time he's around to buy his own weed and don't wear my shit down

voice of an angel.

it's back to school time bitches pack your pencil box full of condoms.It's weird cause Harper and Bailey are so smart that we don't need school. I know, stop staring.

this school year is all about not going to class, spending money, getting drunk, not wearing makeup, sleeping on the street, watching porn, eating coldstone, stalking shoester and pooping.

while you assholes are getting a much needed education we will be being fabulous in whatever city we happen to wake up in.

first things first. why does angelina's adopted child have a nicer purse than me?


girls, the fashions for back to school include:
dresses with no underwear
non matching shoes
cheezy jewelry
amy winehouse eyeliner
leggings but no shirt
see through shirts with bras
tube tops
piercings
religious bracelets
not shaving your legs

boys yours is simple, yet effective:
vans
v-necks
tattoos
cardigans
no body hair

simple.

power couple of the hour that no one cares about:


the look of the day; getting pregnant by jett jackson is in season


well. enjoy your fall season and fashions and try not to die from heat stroke.
and if you act a fool brit will shank you in your garage


<3


p.s. oh no you didnt

I Hate White Sunglasses.

Nobody likes an ass hole in white sunglasses.

Britney your time has experied. Now you should dig a hole climb in and never come out. No one likes you.






Momma Montgomery's words of the week:
Life is short, as long as you use protection...

I just realised I don't like you.

We realized it has been a while, but we do not always have time to waste on you.


Pros:
alcohol
eating disorders
cigarettes
sudoku
anemic boys
skinny jeans
v-necks
dirty clothes
ballet flats
road trips
being naked
showers
pretending to be poor
dogs
high waisted anything
lotion


Cons:
friends
cats
shoe laces
acne
body hair
flip flops
showing off your money
eating
sobriety
allergies
blonde hair
girls
nail polish remover


Today is September 3, 2007 and the look of the day is.



man-boy