today was long. not enough caffeine in my day. i need coffee like a cocaine addict if i don't have it i go into convulsions and die.
i had the pleasure of seeing a red head today wearing purple suede boots and i've decided if you don't own a pair of suede boots you are no longer allowed to live.
dirtbags, for winter times you must be wearing some type of leather boot it's time to take after the whores and tuck your pants in a pair of boots, and although you may get some weird looks, at least you know in your heart that you are the only one getting laid tonight.
start smoking, it's good for your heart and social life.
you need a winter coat to go along with this cigarette. preferably one with a loud print that will make everyone want to punch you in the throat.
for once in our lives, nicole richie weighs more than us, and i am savoring every minute of it. and ladies take notes, just because you are pregnant doesn't mean you have to look like a slob. put a scarf on. thanks.
the look of the day:
my type not talking, and flying in the air. i'll take two please
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