hold your own jacket please, i'm not in the mood

shoester. next time you decide to shave your head please feel free to ask around if that is the best decision for your face.
all im saying is i would like to be able to recognize you in that sexual suit and not be starting at a "stranger".
next time.
thanks.

because you were drunk all week celebrating all hallows eve, you bought britney's album and bought her yet another mercedes.



good goin.

trend for the month that you can't even pretend to afford.




pucci square bangles. de.fucking.licious.


look of the day:

being under the age of 25 and being from the disney channel and making more money than half of the u.s. and having some sense of style at the same time..

nordstrom nerd. WTF. how are we supposed to make meaningful connections if you don't show up to work everyday?

new boys entering our lives in the near future:
be prepared to embark on a journey that you've never experienced before in this lifetime. we are the shit, your past, present, and your future.
we love you, and we apologize now for any bruises or pregnancies.


it happens!


love you. times 2

I smell sex.

Hello Hello Hello.


Burned yet?!?! No worries, I am sneezing ash too.

It is time to set things straight...if you are wearing a button down woven from Mervyns you will not win a bar fight. If you are with another guy wearing a matching shirt you will lose that fight and you will lose hard. Lastly, if your girlfriend and/or sister try to stand up for you, you deserve to get your ass kicked.


It is time to get paid and spend all of my money on winter accessories.

My model style inspiration.





My classic style inspiration.



What I want to be when I grow up.



Nordstrom Nerd it is time I confess my true feelings:
I want to use you for your body
I want to use you for your discount
I want to use you and never talk to you again


love love

You opened up into my arms and we laughed as I held you I'll never go back to Georgia Not at least till I have to

A. FUCKING. MEN

the world is on fire and we are going to talk about everything except for it.


what happened to christina aguilera? i miss her whore like tactics of talking about her "hidden" piercings and how nasty and naughty her vagina is.

come back to us xtina and filll our ears with that magical sound we love.

so nordstrom nerd. this is my last attempt to bring you to life. we heart your style and tats. get naked.

look of the day:
sexy brit pre drugs, shaved head, kids, kfed and gimme more.


more later. my creative juices aren't flowing fast enough


lovin you

I can't read your smile It should be written on your face I'm piecing it together There's something out of place

vintage. in the morning, afternoon, and night.
i feel like all i need to do is show these pictures of how rad these chicks are and you will fall in love. vintage is so random and unecessary and you should all hate yourselves for shopping anywhere but vintage shops.









i know put your boner back in your adidas track pants.

just in case you were curious we are having an open call for any boys who look like this: we are tired of you acting shy, we don't bite come have a drink with us



and nordstrom nerd. if you are reading this. come over for a sleepover we promise we will behave, and if you don't come, we will come to you.

hero of the day:


look of the day:


rock that one piece bitch.

So cheap and juicy.

Say Goodbye to summer and Hello to Columbus Day.
Yes it is that time of the year again.
It is time for hats and boots.

It is time to vent...
Who the fuck goes to raves..i mean come on!
How white trash can a person get??
I'm embarrassed for people I do not even know.
I hate all of you there and refuse to acknowledge ravers.
Just the word alone is lame.



And since I am on this rant....
People who drink and drive with other people in the car.
I am the first to admit that there have been a few times I drove when it was not the best idea, but never with a friend in the car. Yes, I realize there are other people on the road, but I would never but someone in the car with me.
Do you want to be the one responsible for killing your friend because you are too stupid to call a cab??

I feel a little better but not completely.


So, I know Harper and I do not always talk about ourselves, but it is only because we do not want to make you feel bad about your own lives.
But I am too excited to keep this news a secret...Harper will be in the NYC all this week filming a small part in the major motion picture, now I am not supposed to tell which one, but Miss Bradshaw is looking over her!

and as for myself, if I were you I would keep a close eye on the new W Magazine...


Today is October 5, 2007 and the look of the day is.







being better than everyone else.


xoxo
B.

bring the buckets by the dozens bring your nieces and your cousins come put out the fire on us

as summer comes to an end. fall is sneaking up on you like an std

the leaves are turning colors and you will try to rock a winter coat in 85 degree weather and have pit stains and you will be the shit.

first, lets have a moment of silence for Brit Spears, she lost custody of her offspring....


k thats enough.







working in retail is equivalent to working for waste management as a trashman, you both shovel shit all day for fun


and ladies and gents just because fall shows are back doesn't mean your summer habits of drinking, making a scene in public, binge eating, throwing up in public and wearing dresses with nothing underneath should stop. keep that shit swinging

accessory of the day:
hip, headbands and bitches


look of the day:
being pale as hell and looking dank, thank you evan rachel wood for being a slut


have a good night and put in your baby one more time cd in honor of britney.

it's bailey and harper bitch