Burned yet?!?! No worries, I am sneezing ash too.
It is time to set things straight...if you are wearing a button down woven from Mervyns you will not win a bar fight. If you are with another guy wearing a matching shirt you will lose that fight and you will lose hard. Lastly, if your girlfriend and/or sister try to stand up for you, you deserve to get your ass kicked.
It is time to get paid and spend all of my money on winter accessories.
My model style inspiration.

My classic style inspiration.

What I want to be when I grow up.

Nordstrom Nerd it is time I confess my true feelings:
I want to use you for your body
I want to use you for your discount
I want to use you and never talk to you again
love love
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