Last night I was writing about you, I know my screaming and shouting won't keep you

have bailey and harper fallen in a black hole? yes.

but not to worry, we are still the sex and drunk.

so sorry we've been M.I.A. for what seems like an eternity, we have lives, unlike you.

but, lets get back on track.

firsttt off. why are you and i so obsessed with Tila Tequila, and why do we continue to watch the reruns as if we haven't seen them 400 times over? maybe because the gay/lesbian/boy/girl of the week is danni and if you get her sex right you win a prize.



hmm i guessss man.

happy thanksgiving. i hope your day is filled with fat, mashed potatoes, tofurkey, and extensive weight gain.

and for pete's sake. take the hills off the air. the acting has become waaay to intense for me and can't handle that they are bringing new pretend characters in to try and kick laruren's ass. shit, i will kick her ass for free. and while im at it, i'll kill audrina.

favorite hooker of the day:



scarlett you are a bitch

look of the day:


ms armstrong. your hair gives us all a boner.


twas the night before black friday and everyone working in retail was planning a suicide

<3

When the rain starts falling gonna drown before we get our feet wet

so. today's theme is all about helping those around you and stop focusing on how lame you are. besides, you need new clothes anyway the ones you're wearing now are ugly.



instead of drugs or cutting your wrists you can be addicted to love.

so to write love on her arms has a new tshirt out and you should want it more than i do because it's the shit. not only does it have the color of haley from paramore's hair in it but it has emo lyrics on the back so you will fit right in with the scenesters.

and. all the money goes to help teens with depression. self afflicting wounds. and suicide.



and if you're a boy you can get this one. (only if yellow is your color of course)


..and to top the outfit off you need these Tom's shoes.

not only are they rad, but when you buy a pair a kid in africa gets a pair. and think about how LEGIT they'll be with skinny jeans. hot damn.

on a lighter note.

shoester. i saw you today and i apologize for pre-judging your new do. the shaved head makes you more everyone's type. the only thing i would work on is the attitude. no one likes a cranky nordies shoe salesman!

and if there is one more fight on Tila Tequila i swear on everything i will take a bat to the MTV studios.

Mature hottie that i want to be in 15 years.

thank you private practice for making a 40 yr old look hotter than me.

you are in luck because today you get 2 looks of the day

being in a relationship where tattoos and matching tees are involved


going to a show and getting an std from one of these boys.


xmas is right around the corner assholes expect a list and you have to bring a minimum of 3 gifts to our apartment.

START SAVING!
<3

I feel myself slowing down. Feel myself turning around

Crazy Time!

Well you special little people it is time for a new beginning. You are never going to believe but Harper and myself are moving to the big city!




Miss us yet??? I thought so.

But do not worry your little heart we will keep you updated on every little or big thing that comes our way.

By the way Nordstrom Nerd it is time to dump your plain jane girlfriend and start dating cute hipster girls.


FYI: In a few short weeks my bed will be open and ready for business...




Look of the day.




Remember the good ol' days.