if the script calls for liars, you'll play the lead

all eating disorders are offically in full swing.


pet peeves of the day:
wearing a sweatshirt at a bar
newport harbor
psycho killers
whatever you were wearing today
90 degree heat for no reason
no pants
traffic
high school
creeper man at in n out that drives a mercedes and has perverted thoughts of what he wants to do with bailey and harper after he kills us
combat boots at the beach


things i love today:
not showering for 4 days
dirty hair
v-neck tees
mini coopers
detroit
converse
whispering when the cat is sleeping
holla
guitar star
shane underage type
sex
your oufit tomorrow, only if it doesn't match


if only life was this simple.

Come on baby won't you show me what you got

Suicide...if you are going to attempt it please be smart enough to finish it. No one likes a failure. I am not saying anyone should even think about doing it, but why half ass it. Nothing is really that bad and if it is...move.

Today is August 29, 2007 and the look of the day is.







Abuse...never looked so good.

I'm a walking contradiction, what's wrong with this picture?

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Sponge Bob Square Pants

Jealous? Yes you are. I would be too if I were you. But do not worry, it's not like it is easy being us. We have to actually put effort in to being this awesome. Unlike most of you who think it is OK to just walk around with no pants on. If the only way to get attention is to make people think you sleep them you will not be going very far. No one wants an STD. No one appreciates people with no style. You should be embarrassed that you can not get dressed in the morning without looking like a walking advertisement for Charlotte Russe.


Today is August 26, 2007 and the look of the day is.

Wanna know a secret?

but i love him.

actually you don't and you wanna know why? because he's a jackass. who doesn't care
and yes he hates you

so today's theme is everything green, environmentally friendly, and loving animales. a woman yelled at me because i tried to wrap her clothes in tissue paper when she explained to me all the paper my store wastes a day. i wanted to look at her and be like hmmm well how many cows did that kill to make that 900 dollar GUSTO bullshit purse you have slung on your arm you bitch

this is for you animal killer

Do Not Hate Me Because I Can Not Lie

Everybody hates you.


Today is August 25, 2007 and the look of the day is.



Sex

This Is The Story of A Girl Who Cried A River And Drowned The Whole World

it's time for a little midnight snack. just take a bite, don't be greedy.

sometimes i wonder why i even bother going to school and work it's just a waste of time where we could be enjoying the company of dirtbags and wearing over sized sunglasses and skinny jeans and heels/flats and drinking a drink from the bucks and driving without stopping and smoking a fucking cigar and soaking up the sex in urban and talking shit.

that's all i need. i don't need that or you or this.

and as of today. right this second no more food will be consumed by the two of us. its unecessary to eat from now on i'm joining the cool kids and drinking rockstars and monsters and then i will just wait for my body to morph into a grape.
wtf adam brody. the things i would do to him are so vulgar i won't make your eyes bleed it's too late.



the look of the night.
being a lesbian and an outcast all in the same minute. you will get a sticker and a hotdog if you can pull that off.

boys are lame

Lost WIth Out You

Dear Dad,
Thank you for your American Express Platinum. I appreciate you as I appreciate it. I would not be able to look as good as I do if was not for you. My shoe collection would be nothing without you. My rent, my car, my gas, my school, my food it all goes to you. I do not even know how to add because of you. My goal is to meet a man like you, so I never have to work a day in my life. Thank you Dad.


Love,
Me



Today is August 22, 2007 and the look of the day is.


Gold Digger.

We Walked Along A Crowded Street You Took My Hand And Danced With Me

Hello little people. I hope you are all doing well, but not too well.

I would like to take this time to discuss sexual things. I think it is time for everyone to be having casual sex with as many people as possible. Be free with your body. Do not be ashamed of your imperfections, flaunt them.

For Girls:
boys do not like sluts, so do not talk about where you have been...just show them what you have learned.

For Boys:
not all girls want relationships some just want to use you for their sexual pleasure...when you find this girl hold on to her as long as possible, but don't get hurt when all of a sudden she has a boyfriend (that's not you).


Today is August 20, 2007 and the look of the day is.


Sexy.

xo

And I see you fogging up the mirror Vapor round your body glistens in the shower And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour

all i need in this lifetime.








ps it's just casual sex

and you only have 4 hours left to buy lesbian true religions at costco. and. GO


thats all.

I am Writing This Blog Naked

I have no time for new friends. I am no longer returning phone calls. The only person lucky enough to hear my voice will be Harper.

Today is Sunday August 19, 2007 and the look of the day is.



PAJAMA PARTY!!!

xo b

This is PUCCI

Every boy out there should take a lesson from Alex M. Today I met Alex and realized perfection is not too much to ask for. No boy or man can compare to him. New requirments for even getting a second look from us:
1. two nose piercings (one stud, one ring)
2. sweater (button down or vest)
3. diesel jeans
3. converse (black, gray, white, or custom)
4. a real job
5. a large "package"
6. facial scruff
7. no body hair
8. a working car (less than 5 years old)
9. tattoos
10. a sense of style


If you are missing any of these things please do not talk to me.


Today is August 16, 2007 and the look of the day is.



and




Perfection

My yellow in this case is not so mellow

everyone is lame. it's hot. and we are tired. peace.

but then i think about the time that we broke up before the prom and you told everyone that i was gay

quiet down quiet down we're back.

first order of business. Bailey and I watched the hills and don't know how to react or respond. first off ladies lets be legit, if you TRULY hated someone and ran into them at a club in LA you wouldn't call them sad and pathetic, you'd tell her she was a whore and slut and that everyone knew that she doesn't wear underwear. hit her where it hurts.
and i saw this picture and 2 things came to mind 1- since when has whitney's boobs been the size of my head and 2nd can someone give LC a pizza so she can start a pizza problem? thanks


so for summer every whore in california needs these Tom Ford sunglasses. they are the best thing since dirt bags

and they are so damn cheap i couldn't believe there were only 300

my boy obsession for today is j.mac. he is like walking sex and if im not mistaken i think he's eleventeen which makes him my type and his girlfriend is beautiful which means i sent a bomb to her house this morning

look me in my face and tell me you dont want to eat that


and finally. my hero of the day

there's nothing like being famous, drunk in public, and high all at the same time.

oh and p.s. my daughter is gonna be a whore and dress like this for halloween!



CAN I GET A WHAT WHAT

I'll probably change my mind it happens everytime just speak to my ex-fiance

bitches. we meet again. so it was 100 degrees today and all i have to say is winter, winter, where are you? no one can be serious in weather that warm and look cute, it's impossible because oh yeah, that's right you are sweating through your urban tee shirt....mmm sexy.

today is August 14, 2007, which means its the offical day of dirt bags which is our favorite kind of boy. in order to qualify as a dirt bag you need to do have and do all of the following:

1. be a shoester
2. don't wash or brush your hair
3. have facial hair
4. wear tight pants
5. have a weird name
6. look a hot mess at all times
7. look like you live in the 70s
8. have stupid tattoos
etc. if you want the rest you need to get in contact with us, the list goes on for days.
and just in case you wanted to know what one looks like here goes:










band of the day:
the sounds. queen of apology? mmmmmmm



now stop reading this and go watch her

She Will Kiss 'Til Your Lip Bleeds

In case you were not aware, I am the best thing that will ever happen to you. The fact that you are ruining your chance with me is the biggest mistake you will ever make. As hard as you pretend to not see it, you are fucking up. I will get over you, but you won't get over me.

Hobbies:
Ruining Lives
Reeking Havoc
Being Better Than Everyone Else
Spending Someone Else's Money
Being Naked
Getting Drunk


Today is August 14, 2007 and the look of the day is.



SUMMER TIME!

I Could Be One Less

Today is August 13, 2007 and the REAL look of the day is.


Yes thats right the look of the day is coke whore. It is time for everyone to be honest with themselves and realize that from drug addiction comes honesty. People who use drugs are the only people who actually know that everything and everyone sucks, so you might as well change your reality to get through the day.

Your voice sound like money and your face is cute But your daddy left you with no love You touch everything with a velvet glove

and now boys and girls its time for everyone's favorite thing... i decided to incorporate more than just a look of the day, so today is your fucking lucky day

movie of the day:


look to want really bad, but never happen of the day:

Do they not have pen or paper where you are?

Obsession of the day: vintage looking dresses that make you want to have sex with us if we were wearing them. Urban Outfitters has decided to provide sex over the internet and their new fall shit is mindblowing, and the best part is while you shop there are dirty boys to stare at while they ignore you and pretend to fold.













On a less sexual note tonight is the Hills premiere. STOP pretending like you aren't addicted to it cause everyone is, including boys.

my legs going numb for keeping my phone on vibrate to hide the fact your boyfriend keeps texting me

so just to inform those who live under a rock, Ashley (non-anorexic) is on the cover of Marie Claire. did i read the article? hell no she has nothing interesting to say besides i was on full house. she makes me want to stop eating, get hair extensions to my hip, only wear black, be an asshole, drive a range rover, smoke cigs, only wear skinny jeans and hide my face from paparazzi.




next order of business.
BOYS

ummm can someone let me know when the hell...

this man is going to find me in a dark alley, steal my purse, take all my clothes off and call me his lady friend?

Put All Ugly People In A Box And Throw It Away

Hello Hello! Bailey here and I need to get something off my chest. I have a strong hatred towards ugly people. I understand not everyone was born looking like Harper and myself, but they should at least try. There are no excuses anymore on being horrendous. Just because one can not afford facial reconstruction does not mean they can not afford a hat. Also, if you are completely hopeless when it comes to looks at the very least you should have good style. Not everyone needs to think it is good style just original style. Well, I must say I feel a lot better sharing that with someone.

I almost forgot!
Today is August 12, 2007 and the look of the day is.


she may have a fucked up face, but the bitch can pull off a chartreuse dress almost better than Harper.



Love,
B

Who Needs Sleep When You Have Alcohol

Hey Bitches.

It is another day in Heaven and I want to be the first to tell you that there is and never will be anything wrong with binge drinking.


Today is August 11, 2007 and the look of the day is...





and all wet dreams shall be dedicated to...