I'm walking on needles and pins. My addiction to the worst of him

My life is going in one of two ways...I have yet to decide which way yet though.



or



Should be interesting.


And a semi alarming side note. The bruise I just discovered on my arm. It don't think it is actually supposed to be there. meh.

So I am glad that we have gotten nowhere and time expiries in 2 short days.
Now we have to make sure I live up to my end of the bargain.

Either way...I am extremely disappointed in you and I get great satisfaction in deleting your phone number, re-saving it and deleting it again.

Soon enough Harper and I will just feel bad for you and be forced to stop talking to you just because it makes us so uncomfortable because you are so far from that.

Quarter Life Crisis...only one thing can fix that.


Now What.


Mood of the day.
Unforgiving.



Person of the day.


Theme of your life.


Theme of my life.




I win. I will always win.



B

You've hit your own wall, now find a way around well what's the problem? you've got a love of nerve

it's seems that you are reading this which is all we really wanted. the best part is you're 4 days early, and just because you are reading this don't think we're gonna stop being a-holes. You still have a lot to do before the shit talking stops.

anyways.

alcohol you seem to make it happen. anytime there is a little bit of you in our systems the past seems to creep up on us. next time we will just take 8 bottles of wine and split it down the middle.

this theme for this week is hip hop. this includes the style, music, and boys. Bailey and Harper are currently learning the lyrics to Common's "The Light" and then we will perform it for a select group of people.

check it.

um schwayze?! where the fuck have you been all our lives. if bailey and harper were gonna design 2 boys - one black one white this would be it. They are dirty they smell they smoke they drink and they get fucked up on the beach what more do you need in a man?


so due to the fact that bailey and harper went a lil crazy last night we will be laying low tonight. if you wanna make out or get naked you know where to find us... we will be wearing lacy pajamas with fedoras smoking cigs on our balcony.

and to you & you. we have won. solely because you dream of being here with us EVERY FUCKING NIGHT MOTHER FUCKERS.


hahaha. and the best part is we've been in bed every night looking like this while you've been wasting this whole time when you could have been in bed with us..


anyway

style icon of the second

kimora 34 years ago.

person i wanna see naked

an under ager

love

An ending fitting for the start

I cut you early.



It is time for some fun.
More alcohol
More cigarettes
More dancing
More flirting
More texting


It is time to open for business.
Let the games begin.

are you ready to play?

I recently did a full mind and body cleanse.
I washed you off of me and out of me.
And not a moment to soon.

It will only be a matter of time until you come crawling back.
It will make for a good laugh.

Oh I almost forgot...I am about to become Bi-Coastal.
Well at least a part of me is....

They only reason anyone should wear this outfit is to show off the fact that their thighs don't touch....




thats for you!!


oo
b.

I know you like your stabs, your preemptive attacks but how will you hold your demons down?

hi.

love is in the air, and it is solely because b and harper are on an all ice cream and coffee diet. Boys like a healthy girl with an appetite.

I can no longer do a countdown to our friendship because you have left me no choice but to completely act as if you've never existed.
Drama PLEASE. RELAX. you're getting all worked up for something that isn't even gonna be that great. we can only make greatness when you're not around.

for those of you who saw heath this weekend congrats on being a part of a pool infested with crazies.

um should b and harper go to warped tour this year? harper is all about it but b on the other hand would rather be trapped in a mexican prison. to warp or not to warp.
lets weigh the good and the bad.
good:
live music
boys
tattoos
dirt
sex
drugs
pizza
diet coke
grass

bad:
ugly bitches
heat

i say fuck you heat. i will be dressed like this so you will be able to pick me out of the crowd


july 30th marks the end of a chapter but the beginning of new relationships with so many new wieners.



look of the day


vintage childhood memory

bitch i wanna fight


goodnight. sweet dreams to all except you.


oh. and p.s. i hope that your bed isn't filled with a pea, but red ants instead

love you!

Hot for a minute, now you just a "remember him"

Hello. Goodbye.

I am tired.
And I give up on you.
Technically you have a few more days but..
I have no faith in you.

Which means...
I am moving on
Actually it means,I have moved on.


Timing is everything.

Also, I would like to ask people to stop faking drama.
It gets awkward when the food network stars are talking shit on everyone.

Alton Brown doesn't appreciate.

hates:
You!
ugly dogs
chewed gum
losers
AA

Loves:
cheesy music
cheesy pizza
cheesy bread
cheesy boys


Look of the day!


Real Women.


p.s. you will miss me

piece.

Where do i put this fire? This bright red feeling, this tiger lily down my mouth he wants to grow to 20 feet tall

hahahahahaha.

i'm laughing because boys, for the past couple of weeks you've been acting a fucking fool. b and harper are about to take some bitches out.
please don't talk to us like that, you are disgusting and we've lost all respect for you, and because you've burned one of us, you've burned all of us. congratulations on being A TOOL & a D-Bag.

um. worst place on earth? it attracts crazies. that's all i'm sayin


sometime in the next 2 weeks there will be so much nakedness and we can't wait. A for Adam, i am going to thank you in advance for the sexual party.


FUCK YOU FASHION SCHOOL

um. i didn't sign up for mcdonalds case studys and assigned seating.

i signed up to color and dress weird.

and this weeks theme is NO DRAMA. those of you who are creating it please stop because we are over it and we have much more fun with out you drama
it was nice knowing you


look of the day: perfect Asian babies




outfit:


get your fake glasses mother fuckers. it makes you look like you have lots of good ideas


love

I Set My Own Fires Now

Almost forgot.

You have 11 days until I delete you out of my life forever.

k?
k.

But she just might save your soul.

So your bullshit fake attitude is not attractive.
I do not know who you think you are, but whoever it is..your are not.


It is time for change.
I am ready to pick up and leave. Pack my bags and never look back.

I have nothing holding me here and I am free to do what I want.
Your fault..not mine.

I owe you a Thank You for making my decision to move 3000 miles away that much easier.

I am sad to say that Pinkberry gives me stomach ache.
I want to like it, but I can't.


Tonight is the free concert at our favorite cafe. Please come and join us...its not the same without you.


Likes:
1. dancing
2. underage boys
3. vacation
4. food
5. dirty hair
6. casual sex
7. Jonas Brothers
8. Humping and Dumping
9. bulimia
10. blogs
11. wine
12. boots
13. high waisted everything
14. one pieces
15. vintage


Dislikes:
1. decisions
2. significant others
3. wasted time
4. underwear
5. tan lines
6. summer time
7. Miley Cyrus
8. eating
9. party poopers
10. eHarmony.com
11. dead batteries
12. idiots
13. The View
14. commericals
15. crew necks


The Look Of The Day for July 19th is:




being better than you.

xx
b

Secrets Secrets Are No Fun, That's Why I Should Tell You

I FUCKED your boyfriend

everyone's in my head, but i want you in my bed

bailey and harper are currently preparing for an all ladies event on friday.

festivities to include:
1. talking about you
2. drinking wine
3. dancing
4. shit talking
5. grabbing asses
6. being awkward
7. shit talking
8. eating
9. shit talking

if you look like this prepare to be a victim of # 1 & 5
bailey's victims:



harpers victim:



and if you decide to show up tomorrow looking like this ladies. PREPARE to get kicked in the throat


im sick of you breezies showing up everywhere with your chest pieces and bullshit highlights.

current mtv obsession:


drug addict of of the day:


favorite outfit of the day:


tomorrow night we will be dressed like tihs. wait for that shit


so. i'm gonna take the time out to give a shout out to lisa and j.bean at the end of the day we are still 10 times more amazing than the both of you combined. we came, we conquered and fucked that shit up.






and.

we aren't done yet bitches.



peace.

I am a good christian boy....on Sundays.

Hello Hello.

I have so much to say and I am already running out of words.

Maybe I will go in order...

First.
I find it aMAZing how a single person can ruin a whole country for me.
I hope he knows because of him, I hate Canada.
Canadian Hipster???
Or Jim Carey's long lost son?


Asshole.

Second.
Stair Master? or Thigh Master?
They both suck and I am never using stairs again.
I blame all those whore bags in 4 inch heels at school. Thanks to you waiting around the elevator I had to go up the stairs.

Is this really appropriate?


Third.
Buttons! Buttons!
Amazing! Thank You! Thank You!
Nuff Said

Fourth.
Being attracted to a religious figure. Is that ok? Is that sacrilegious?
A boy who looks like Jesus is always a good thing, but dreaming about the boy and his name is Jesus, in the dream...gets awkward.

There are a lot of things I want to do to you.
And then post videos of it on YouTube.

obsession:beards


love.
b.