I am a good christian boy....on Sundays.

Hello Hello.

I have so much to say and I am already running out of words.

Maybe I will go in order...

First.
I find it aMAZing how a single person can ruin a whole country for me.
I hope he knows because of him, I hate Canada.
Canadian Hipster???
Or Jim Carey's long lost son?


Asshole.

Second.
Stair Master? or Thigh Master?
They both suck and I am never using stairs again.
I blame all those whore bags in 4 inch heels at school. Thanks to you waiting around the elevator I had to go up the stairs.

Is this really appropriate?


Third.
Buttons! Buttons!
Amazing! Thank You! Thank You!
Nuff Said

Fourth.
Being attracted to a religious figure. Is that ok? Is that sacrilegious?
A boy who looks like Jesus is always a good thing, but dreaming about the boy and his name is Jesus, in the dream...gets awkward.

There are a lot of things I want to do to you.
And then post videos of it on YouTube.

obsession:beards


love.
b.