sound byte: I feel positively filthy standing next to you.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

I feel positively filthy standing next to you.

I have no life.
My life is
Japan
Trader Joe's
Vegan Food
Pinkberry
Open to Buys

I quit.

NO! not that this...

its a dangerous game...doing two things at once.

One day it will all be mine.

Questions!
Why does anything think it is ok to challenge your teacher to a battle in the alley?
Seriously?? Look teacher! If you don't get my shit right I will fight you on the patio!

I hope you know what a dumb shit you are!

As many of you know, my penthouse apartment has a view of the park.
(all the wieners know what I am talking about)
Well in the this park is Mr.Big Tree. I love this tree of mine, but I am not the only one. It seems the Mr. Big is a hot spot for drug activities. Its a place where heroin addicts and crack heads alike congregate during the day.

exhibit A: the man who has an office chair without the base. So he pulls the chair up to a couch cushion and Ta-Daa! you have a recliner?

exhibit B: woman laying on blanket on the path...not on the grass? and her main man giving her a back massage for an hour...under the shirt and no she was not wearing a bra.

exhibit C: community bike...each crack head gets a turn to go get their big gulp.

exhibit D: the morning I look at Mr. Big and see a cop car pulled up next to him. No, not on the street because we are no where near the street. PoPo had to kill the grass to give woman(see exhibit B) a ticket. For what you may ask? Well it must have something to do with the drink in paper bag he was pouring out in front of you.