so a lot has happened since we last spoke.. let see where to begin.
in the past couple of days all of this has happened..
1. b&h both got pregnant
2. funnel cake
3. wieners
4. corn dogs
5. paramore
6. late night sex capades
7. fought a bitch
8. wasted
9. fought against sex slaves
10. punched a red head with bad hair in the baby maker
look at how much we have accomplished in the past couple of days while you were pretending to have a job.
um. you are in LOVE.
don't fight it, just let it happen. a weekend rendevouz sounds sexual but i think all of the rendevouz need to remain in orange county. it's safe here.
for those of you who will be joining us tonight. you better look fucking hot because we are wearing matching bikinis with christian louboutin shoes.
ok boys. it's time to get real. you know where to find us, we are always available for parties and functions and we will show up looking better than your friends and girlfriends. so if you wanna hang out. get at us.
look of the morning
theme of the year
romancing behind your girlfriends back
blame yourself. it's not my fault you got hooked on the sauce.
<3
oh and p.s.
if you made a decision.. this could be your future.
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