tell me it's real, this feeling that i feel. tell me that it's real....tuh-ryy it's all we have to do, it's up to me and you....

Hello bitches. This is Bailey and Harper's cousin, THE Holiday Montgomery. I have been given the great privilege of guest blogger. But first, I wanted to introduce myself to you with a little survey:

1) Full name: Holiday Scout Montgomery

2) Favorite drink: sweet southern ice tea. And vodka, lots and lots of vodka.

3) Favorite hobby: making fun of retards in class with my cousins Bailey and Harper and teachers with bedazzled vests. You teach at fashion school...fucking look like it.

So that's pretty much it. Oh, and I love cupcakes. And cookies. And Mrs. Field's cookie cups.

A note to the blonde bitches in the next department: SHUT UP!!! You are annoying me! Stop talking so loud. And leave. There are six of you, and one of you has hair like Betsey Johnson. You are fugly, and you dress like what you think is "LA style." I find it unbelievably funny how intelligent you think you sound right now. And I know you're thinking the reason everyone's looking at you is because you're so hot. But you're so wrong. It's just because we can't believe this is actually happening. Like a car accident. And if you come into my department I'll be forced to kill you. I hope to God you're tourists because the thought of you living in my city makes me want to vomit.

Okay so that's it for now. Hope you love it. I know I will tuh-ryyy to.