We're dancing to the music that ended long ago, You've done everything that you can do

i hate playing phone tag.

so answer your fucking phone when i call, EVERY TIME.

thanks dick.

okay. i'm glad we settled our differences and i have closure. so if you do or don't call tonight i am unaffected.
collectively, we hate you and I think we're officially retiring from this unhealthy relationship. it's toxic for all.


but.

on the bright side we are working on strenghtening OUR relationship without you.
first order of business.
ladies night with caffeine and shit talking.


2nd - thanks mom ahead of time for supporting my passion for fashion


3rd.

tomorrow night mother fuckers. if you will be in the area that we end up in.
i congratulate you for being in the presence of angels

for those of you who sleep in the park by our apartment. thanks for singing/screaming at 6 am. we couldn't wake up without you.

to the man who listens to korn/beats his g.f. and holds her hostage..



watch your back a-hole. or maybe your front, you may want to protect your wiener

to the big timers, (you know who you are)
we will NOT see you tomorrow because you have become "too cool" and we will see you when we see you.


take a stand against:

having a job

style:


i am raping this man, in a field, in public, on august 17


dont worry i'll take pictures.






i will start cutting bitches if i need to.



bye.