you are really trying to get permanently banned aren't you? you're in luck because i'm going to give you one last opportunity to have a heart to heart with me.
fuck you. our apartment is fun and you will no longer be aloud to have sexcapades here anymore.
todays theme: fraternization
i am a fan. sometimes i just wanna play footsie or grace my foot over your wiener while i'm helping customers. or maybe i wanna rub my padded bra on your arm while your on the phone. i think i should at least have the option.
and if i get pregnant blame yourself.
D. really? no response? we're playing the distant daddy game again i see
to all of you who went to the fair. i hope you gained 89 pounds and i hope your evenings are filled with diarrhea and acne.
drama. is it possible for you to keep a steady job? maybe you should get tatted and work at Jumbos.
i hear they are permanently hiring and your drama would fit RIGHT in.
and for those of you with the internet boyfriends. seems like a good idea at first. but then all of a sudden he goes from this
to
he doesn't love you. he actually thinks it's funny because he made you fall in love with a photo overnight. he won't meet you because he's a killer.
don't end up in a field cause we're not in the mood to have to give the police your pictures off myspace and then have to search for you in the river, there are just so many other things we could be doing.
man with style
they just don't make boys like this anymore
where have all the cowboys gone?
girl:
a bitch with a healthy appetite. boys wanna have sex with bodies not pretzel sticks
show that mother fucker what your workin with
i got an std from this boy on my hand and i'm okay with it.
move in. we have room.
<3
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