And I am still talking to you.
Big Mistake. BIG. HUGE Mistake!
Speaking of Big things...no not you.
It is time for a lesson in Big Timing.
Few people know how to be a true Big Timer and one of them is you and the other is my dear friend who we shall call Mr. D
In order to be a proper big timer you must:
Roll your pants

eat snacks in the dark

never have cell phone service

Lie to your best friend about your extra curricular activities

I will be expecting you to put these tips to use in the near future which hopefully means I wont be seeing you for a while.
Remember that time you made plans with me. I thought you were drunk and you said I did not trust you and we had to work on it. Well about that, thank you for proving me right. Most people know how I hate being wrong and I am always wrong about you, but not this time! I finally figured you out. You are full of shit.
Late night confession:
I would do anything to have sex with Joshua Jackson....while he wears this scarf

one more thing.
I still like you.
1 comment:
"Speaking of Big things...no not you."
hahahahhahhaahahhaa
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