So save your scissors For someone else's skin My surface is so tough I don't think the blade will dig in

take that fucking flower out of your hair. it doesn't give your style it attracts wasps.


so look here mother fucker. you absolutely CAN NOT break up with a girl and then expect her to sit around and wait for YOU to make up your mind.
that's not how it works.

let me show you how it works.

it starts out like this

the DICK sweet talks you. brings you flowers. tells you that your vagina is his favorite.

next.

you make him your boyfriend


next.

he comes at you with some bullshit. he stops calling. or better yet, starts acting a fool


then the FOOL decides to break up with YOU.

you are momentarily devastated.

but then you realize you look like THIS naked.


and boys start calling cause your myspace status changes to single.

oh how weird. your ex boyfriend calls you. it's cause he's on a timer. the minute you're fine he gets a text message to harass you.

not this time mother fucker.

dry your eyes and buy a stripper.


tomorrow we will be venturing to the lovely city of Echo Park to increase our vintage wardrobe.



you aren't cool enough to come so don't show up.



look of the day:



boner:

leonardo mother fucking dicaprio.



peace. out.