Check your handbook. It's no trick. Take the chapstick. Put it on your lips.

Um?


It's time! Time to be a big girl!
That is right I got my self a big girl job!




Look at that...all professional.


A professional working girl?
ummm...



maybe not.



Since we are done with school I thought it should be my turn to school you!
Here is a lesson in How To.

How To WEAR PLAID:


How To WEAR SOCKS:


How To POSE:


How To TALK:


How To WEAR A HEEL:


How To WEAR A ONE PIECE:


Alright my little pupils! The quiz will be in just a few short days!

Study Hard.
or at least study something Hard.

thats hard enough for me.


xx. B.

Why did you leave in September thinking that Summer had gone

so.

hi

now that i am out of school i am trying to keep myself busy by taking up some new hobbies.


spend someone else's money


get pregnant by someone in Day 26


makeout with a stranger


eat, and not give a fuck


dress like this.

oh yeah, and maybe find a job. i'm content with talking shit full time. someone just needs to pay me.

so. quick question. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF BREAKING UP IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK EVERYDAY.

just WONDERING

and for future references i don't do well with pity parties.

so move on.

she is the C word anyway.

summertime. fuck you. wintertime. where the fuck have you been





look




i love

brink.

we're moving in 2 months so YOU BOYS need to get your shit together. stand in line, stop pushing, there is enough love to go around.

chubbies and enemics. come relax, take your pants off and

have a lick of our ring pop



<3

Well you must be a girl with shoes like that

Hey! Old Lady!!!!
Why would come into someones store and talk shit on the price of denim and how you would feel like you were getting a bargain next time you were shopping and Nordstrom! You do not shop at Nordstrom you are wearing denim with an elastic waist band! You are 400 years old...Go back to Palm Springs and get the fuck out of my face.



suck it Grandma.


On a happier note. We have finished furthering our education and in just a few short months everything we have ever learned will be out the window,


goodbye education


hopefully before then we will have all of our ducks in a row.


they know whats up.




I said it once and I will say it again, none of you are good enough for us.

but our beds are stil open for business.


XoX

In my bed, don't be shy, don't be scared

free at last.

we are now smarter than all of you combined.

Before we take this ride and let it slide

Thanks for the hug.

I cant wait to see what happens next time.

and then maybe this....

I feel a mad connection with your body.

Love hate Hate love relationships Are over-rated Over my dead body

im fucking exhausted. and i don't feel like you really care.

jobs!?

no thanks. i'm good.

my requirements for a job:

seems pretty fucking simple to me.

I

kissed a girl and i liked it

more later.

after drinks and boys

<3

I'm so stylish So bossy It'd be a shame to say you lost me

it's almost here ladies and trannies.

our last day of school is approaching and it feels like someone is telling me i never have to have my period again.

hurry up and sign my yearbook with that permanent marker that's bleeding all over your flared jeans


farewell to those we hate in heels & shorts and hello to those who are lucky enough to become full time/real friends. welcome to the best friendship you've ever fucking had.

so. as i reminisce the new theme for the remainder of the year is all things old.
these boys are being called to the front of the class to get their detention










your punishment is dirty time with Ms. Bailey and Ms. Harper. you will be split up according to wiener size

haha. it's not over just yet we will be shitting on your life soon enough.
it's gonna hit you so fast your head shall spin

look like:

you don't give a care with your legs wide open

fav. fallen mousekeeter with a weave


he's

got a dirty mind never know what you're gonna find.

love.

Happy 100!

Who's that casting. Devious stares. In my direction.

so someone please tell me how my phone ended up here?



oh thats right i can tell you.

no sleep
lots of school
minimal vintage clothes.
no food
LA
car accidents
nachos
gays
shitty waitress
Irvine
dirty hair


the lack of sleep is getting to me.
my eyes are always itchy and my makeup is falling off.
and my brain is slowing malfunctioning.


hahaha

two bites and you are in the bathroom


excuse me! open door?
no key to pool



shitty mom makes her shady kids beg to be let in the pool because they do not actually live in the complex.


goodnight

chante's got a man at home (gonna go home, and make him some dinner). it hurts me your man's leaving you all alone...

Hello again. Holiday Montgomery here. Get excited.

So first off, I know this has been posted already by my cousins, but I just wanted to repost it to give you all the full effect of Leo's hotness. I would marry you tomorrow, and even though I hate kids, I promise to give you a son. 

Also, I would like to apologize to the car I hit today when delivering a school bag. Don't worr

y, we checked and there was nothing wrong with it. It only looked like this.

I am possibly going to a super badass party tomorrow night, and I will most likely see my old cunty boss there trying to take pictures of "good style." So I have to wear something great, while not looking like I'm trying to hard. Possibly will blend these together:

Devil:

Angels:

And lastly, start watching South Park. It is no doubt the best show on t.v. At least the best cartoon! Watch it if for no other reason you pick up on the references I make all the time. Thank you. 

Alright everyone, time to get my beauty sleep. Cupcakes and puggle noses to the beautiful people. Not to the uncool, uglies. I don't have ugly friends. The end.