There is no beginning to the story.

Its the end of the year....

and I realized a lot of things have ended this year, such as:

going to school
talking to you
my hatred of children

my social life
living somewhere else
having the best hair stylist in the world
having more than one friend
side bangs

personal hygiene


some new things happened this year too:

i started a fake career in fashion
i reached an all time low in my life... puking on myself while driving on the freeway at 8 am

living in my car
having better style than most
sleeping with more people this year than all previous years combined

regretting nothing i did.... even you

Some standouts of the year:













beat it




b

I've walked these streets, a virtual stage, it seemed to me.

I have recently realized there is really truly only one thing I need in life

and its you.



My days would be different without you, everything would be different without you.

Words can not express my gratitude for you.






I wish stealing someone else’s internet was easier.
From my desk it always works just fine but, from my bed just 5 feet away it only works sometimes...what the fuck is that. Either let me use it or don't



Ok now that winter is officially here and I can no longer feel any of my phalanges it is time for a lesson



a lesson in FASHION!


Somethings are ok and some things are not.....


Lets begin with ok.







and now it is time for not

Your hair. It's everywhere. Screaming infidelities. And taking its wear.

HAIR


PLUS

BATTERY ACID


EQUALS

sexy time?

nope.

it equals
a




smelly cat

boys don't like hairy, smelly cats!

so if your vag is any of this things listed above, HANDLE YOUR SHIT.

BOY


GIRL