I keep it fresher than the next bitch.

I know you are a little far away, but I feel you staring at me none the less...

Back the fuck off.


I understand your need for attention, but lets get real. You will always be alone. Always.

Did I mention that you are old?
You are.

Hey Cougar, what's your facebook status today??


Gettin' drunk at the club with my Girlz!!!

That's what I thought.


I haven't made a list in awhile...topic?


things I hate:
you
sweat
denim shorts
denim mini skirts
bad acting
underaged assholes
sluts
bad style


Looks of the day





beat it,
b.

It's a new dawn, It's a new day

First night in the Pent House - I feel like Julie Roberts in Pretty Woman


Just because its summer does not mean its ok to wear jean shorts to work. Its never ok to wear jean shorts...anywear, Especially if you are over the age of 28.

king koopa is that you????

look of the day:


yellow submarine!

Skin and bone. Made to leave you.

I feel my past creeping up...it always does around this time of the year....

It's time to call the moving van! I'm moving on up!


How hard would it be for me to join a biker gang?? I am hoping to become a member of The Breed...they deal meth. That's neat.



I was just wondering how hard it was to answer the fucking phone. If it's ringing and you can see that everyone else is fucking busy answer the phone....we know you aren't working....and thats why you will be getting those nasty little emails everyday until you figure it the fuck out.


Oh look its pink...maybe now you will touch it.




B

I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming....

I am offically at the point where I can't believe this is my life.....and not in a good way.

How did I end up here??

Should I go back to school and study Forensic Science?? probably....




I also wonder how a large and now way near in-charge woman manages to show up to work in hot pink shorts...it took everything in me not to verbally abuse her....YOUR FAT...is exactly what my verbal outburst would have sounded like....




I was supposed to meet a new friend today....it never happened.

paint your pictures on the wall

Hey you! Yeah you! And all your other blonde friends. Your fucking ugly.


Really fucking ugly! I'm ashamed to be at the same place as you!
Sharing a patio is making my skin crawl. You laugh like a horse.

Your parents wished they never had you.



That's too bad, your too bad.

Ohhh your done eating? Time to purge? Bothrooms over there!


Bye.

Idiot love will spark the fusion

i am having second thoughts about us.



maybe we shouldn't do this after all.

I need you to know that you fuck up one time and its over, dude.

I can count on one hand how many seconds you have to prove that your wiener works.....



If this does not work out
I will only have one thing to say





Time to eat!

xoxo

And for you I keep my legs apart, And forget about my tainted heart

here we go again.

just so you know, if you have a wiener it means you are NOT in charge. The only way you understand anything is by following directions. so that's how it SHALL BE.

um. i wore tights that looked like this to breakfast.


and to the old lady and the ghetto black girl with the too tight pants at Coco's who couldnt keep their eyes off me and my name out of her mouth..here's to you..




ladies wouldnt have to hear that lovely phrase if bitches would stop PLAYING GAMES.

the weather is cold and i am over it. i want to quit my job and lay here forever.


i have started my liquid diet and im crimping my hair



start them young:


today i HEART this:



and i leave you with this ..

"Today I found out that my best friend and I have liked each other for awhile. He said we couldnt be together because of long distance. We live next door to each other."

<3

So let's face it, this was never what you wanted But I know it's fun to pretend

we're not dead, just on vacation.