Idiot love will spark the fusion

i am having second thoughts about us.



maybe we shouldn't do this after all.

I need you to know that you fuck up one time and its over, dude.

I can count on one hand how many seconds you have to prove that your wiener works.....



If this does not work out
I will only have one thing to say





Time to eat!

xoxo

And for you I keep my legs apart, And forget about my tainted heart

here we go again.

just so you know, if you have a wiener it means you are NOT in charge. The only way you understand anything is by following directions. so that's how it SHALL BE.

um. i wore tights that looked like this to breakfast.


and to the old lady and the ghetto black girl with the too tight pants at Coco's who couldnt keep their eyes off me and my name out of her mouth..here's to you..




ladies wouldnt have to hear that lovely phrase if bitches would stop PLAYING GAMES.

the weather is cold and i am over it. i want to quit my job and lay here forever.


i have started my liquid diet and im crimping my hair



start them young:


today i HEART this:



and i leave you with this ..

"Today I found out that my best friend and I have liked each other for awhile. He said we couldnt be together because of long distance. We live next door to each other."

<3